Colin The Stupid Moron Faggot

Stupid Moron Faggot

Every once in a while, I get to meet a dumb fag that is above and beyond the usual level of stupid. Every time I meet this type of dumb faggot, I will always use it as an opportunity to learn a little more about faggots and also about morons. Colin is exactly that type of super stupid human. Colin has the lowest intelligence of any fag I have met in a while, and better than that, it won my coveted “Cunt Of The Month” award for August, which is quite the achievement for someone that was previously unknown to me.

New Thick Fucks

Colin the dumb fuck appeared out of the mist and introduced itself to me mid-August 2021, and immediately from its first communication with me I knew I was dealing with sub normal intelligence, very ape like and frankly thick. I would throw questions at it and the replies that I got back told me very clearly that I was talking with a dumb creature. It was not an issue for me to have to deal with this faggot because I deal with lots of dumb faggots, so Colin was nothing special in that sense.

Trickery And Extortion

However, where it really stood out was its ability to ask dumb questions and also fall for my lowest and least tricky manipulations. For example, I sent it an email telling it that it had won the lottery with a cash prise of $1,000,000 being offered, but you had to click a button and then claim the prize. As you can imagine, there was no prize money, it was simply a hack switch to get it to pay money into my account on the proviso that it would be able to claim prize money, which never materialised. Now you would think that after pulling the same trick on it 3 times in a row it might learn, but then I realised that Colin was actually incapable of learning which really amazed me. I did wonder if Colin was mentally challenged or just very susceptible to my trickery. Either way I fucked that dumb fag over and over again, which is exactly what Alpha Masters like me do.

Colin the moron showed himself to be so dumb, that having been fucked over by me, tricked and manipulated and drained it kept coming back for more. I partied over the last weekend in August and told friends exactly how dumb Colin the cunt was, and they spent hours laughing and wondering how someone could be that gullible or stupid. I reminded them all that actually my powers of control are superior, even if Colin the thicko is so stupid that I barely need to use any skills to fool him.

Colin the dumb fag is a king amongst morons, so I expect great things from it in the coming months, especially considering it lives alone, has no friends, and gets rejected by anyone that it approaches. It will rise higher and higher as my dumb moron faggot of choice, and perhaps it can even rise up and take next months Cunt of the Month award. It will have great competition as I maintain a full stable at all times of dumb fuckers. It’s for this reason that I was amazed that Colin the wanker could actually rise up and take that crown in August from a standing start, as I have some long-term morons that will not take kindly to this fucker coming forward.

Colin's Moronic Future

In this month of August, my only slight remorse for Colin the cum stain has been that it is a fellow countryman, even if it is a faggot, and even if I am not currently in the UK. It pains me that this so-called English cunt could be so fucking stupid. However, lets be honest, it has not stopped me fucking him over for the last week, and certainly won’t stop me fucking him over in the future. 

If you think Colin is a dumb cunt, just imagine the holy men of God that worship me. I am guessing you have never heard of my army of faggot preachers and clergymen. If you want to learn some more about these defiling men of God that whimper and worship at my feet, check out Owned Fag Preachers. 

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